don’t be a squid: What your riding gear says to fellow bikers
If you’ve ever cringed as a gearless rider whizzes past on the highway, you’ve witnessed the work of a squid. Brought to you by the colorful world of motorcycle slang, the term “squid” refers to a particular type of rider who throws common sense and caution to the wind, opting for a protection-free adventure instead.
The history of squid
The term "squid" comes straight from the 90s. While the exact origin remains somewhat elusive, it’s widely accepted that the term was first used to describe riders who exhibited irresponsible behavior on the road.
The term’s association with the soft-bodied creature of our oceans is obvious, but there are a few other interesting theories about the origin of the term. SoCaliTrojan on Reddit says, “Squid was a combination of the words squirrely and kid and meant someone who basically couldn’t keep their lines in a turn and kind of did a zig-zag.” Another Reddit user, Cleftex, says, “The origin (according to dad) is that novice riders tend to leave their feet out, dragging across the ground for balance when taking off from a stop for a few meters. They look like squids dragging their legs behind them.”
What makes a true squid?
A few key behaviors characterize the squid persona:
Lack of Gear: Squids are notorious for riding without essential protective gear like helmets, gloves, jackets, and proper footwear. The lack of gear not only increases their vulnerability in case of an accident but also reflects a disregard for personal safety.
Reckless Riding: Squids are often associated with aggressive or reckless riding behaviors, such as excessive speeding, weaving through traffic, and performing stunts on public roads. Squids not only endanger themselves, but they also pose a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.
Showboating: Attempting to impress others with daring maneuvers and high-speed antics is classic squid behavior.
Inexperience: Many squids are novice riders who lack the necessary skills and experience to handle powerful motorcycles responsibly. Inexperience coupled with overconfidence can lead to dangerous situations on the road.
While the term "squid" carries a negative connotation, it’s common language in motorcycle circles. Riders use the term to poke fun at friends who occasionally exhibit squid-like behaviors or to call out their own irresponsible riding habits. All jokes aside, understanding the squid mentality reminds us to prioritize safety, responsibility, and to hone our riding skills enough to hit the open road with confidence.
In terms of gear, the polar opposite is ATGATT (All the Gear All the Time). You’re more likely to fall somewhere in between, but if you want to get that much closer to being fully geared up, check out our offerings for upper- and lower-body protection. Upgrade from regular jeans to real Cordura, slide in some level 2 (or even just level 1) armor, and you’re leagues ahead of those without an exoskeleton. With gear as comfortable, stylish, and safe as this, there’s no excuse to be a squid.
